CRANBERRY vodka…Ĩ:45 pm – Some broad waves her hand at you like she’s trying to get a piece of scotch tape off her finger.ĩ:03 pm – Girl asks you for a margarita but not too sweet or sourĩ:13 pm – On the drenched bar top, is a CC receipt where someone dicked you out of your proper tip because mathĩ:20 pm – Some mouth breather starts telling you how he USED to bartendĩ:22 pm – Worst person ever hijacks the jukeboxĩ:25 pm – Two girls are having a conversation so void of intelligence that it actually hurtsĩ:33 pm – One of the girls. 6:03 pm – Come in for your night shift, ready for the night, get pumped with coworkers.Ħ:22 pm – You are informed that the bar back isn’t coming in tonight.ħ:15 pm – Those early dinner creeps that want to hold a conversation about nothing with you, and you’re listening likeħ:45 pm- This girl has a full on 3 course meal at the bar complete with 8 million special requests and needs, you want to:Ĩ:00 pm – Things are getting going along nicelyĨ:33 pm – Someone asks you to “hook them up” when you make their cranberry vodka.
